ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT???

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

The Notebook 2, Electric Hiddleloo.

I fucking love Sphere. Lock me up with nerdy Liev Shreiber please

it reminds me a few years ago on project runway where the designers had to come up with outfits for regular sized women. this one designer made some hurtful remarks about his client that brought her to tears. the irony was that he was bigger than her. when he was finally eliminated, tim barely acknowledged him because…

I do agree that it’s sort of inappropriate for a graduation party, but I also think you have to take Ariel’s history into account. This is a young woman who has struggled A LOT to have some modicum of control over her own life - from her appearance (and her cup size) to her emancipation fight with her mother.

I don’t even think of her as an actress, but as the woman who made Leonardo DiCaprio her bitch and then dumped him for Ryan Reynolds.

“For the record, I still jack off to pictures of my ex-wife.” “I asked if you wanted regular or decaf, sir.”

I’m just anticipating the annoyance of having to endure months of him braying on every TV channel about how the election was rigged, how much the media hated him, etc etc., basically it’s everyone else’s fault but his that he lost. And then the next four years of him brought on to counter-point every thing President…

I feel like this “relationship” is happening to spite me personally for some reason. And I don’t really have a problem with Taylor Swift, I just don’t want her dating him. It just offends me to my core.

Where’ve you been Homer? the whole steel industry is gay!

If it makes you feel better, I would 100% read your memoir/novel.

It comes in black too!

Wait! I’m confused: I thought Amber was a Machiavellian gold-digger, whose assault allegations are purely a ploy aimed at getting the maximum possible divorce settlement. If that’s the case, wouldn’t she want Alice Through the Looking Glass to be a huge success, so she gets even more lovely lovely monies? Or did her…

So. I super duper thought that it said JUDE Law. And I was like, hey, that’s kind of an interesting pairing for friends but why do people think they are a couple?

but at that point are they thinking and questioning because of what they are seeing, or is it simply because of where they are... Is a pair of glasses left on the floor "art" if you do it at a restaurant? At that point its just a lost pair of glasses... or if your an ass... garbage to be tossed out. At what point is…

I just did the Tonymoly 3 step nose strips and I loved it. Worked much better than any other nose strips I’ve tried.

This. The first time I used it it seemed a bit too scratchy but it got better

I also hate that woman! My biggest fear too is that no one will like me anymore if I’m depressed and not “fun”. She’s a dumpster garbage fire spewing hot smelly garbage and we just have to step to the side so none of that garbage hits us just like we would if actually passing an exploding pile of diarrhea filled…

She is a shitty person, and it was stupid of xojane to publish it.