The comments on The Underground Bunker website are so life affirming. They are ex-scientologists that work tirelessly to bring out the truth and never waiver in support of each other. I only lurk because the closest I ever came to scientology was 2 minutes in to the free movie they offered me on Dupont Circle my…

GET IT KATIE!

This take is wrong AND bad.

My sister pulled something like that on a coworker. Coworker wanted a meeting with the supervisor to discuss my sister’s tone with her. When they went in, sister had been keeping a log of how late she came in and how early she left every day (on the sly). Backfired spectacularly on coworker. She had no idea this was…

Had a really awesome birthday this week. I’ve also been on a few dates with a really cool person (after not dating anyone in 5EVER), and I came out to one of my favorite coworkers as a result. She gave me a high five.

Contact the shelter again. Failing to provide medical attention if your pet is in need of it is a crime in my region.

I discovered her stuff last summer. It was a revelation. Who knew that putting oil on oily skin would do it (apparently everyone who knew that my skin was oily because it was dehydrated, go figure)? And considering I started using it in June, and got hooked over the summer (aka soupy Ohio hell), it took on my skin at…

Cultivate (or focus on) interests outside of your job. Just leave it there when you clock out.

It's just a cycle. I just saw that you're 31. So in a few years half these friends will be divorced already and you'll have your single friends back.

I've pulled out the chair rail in the downstairs bathroom, calked, sanded, primed, and painted both the ceiling and trim. Going to get sample colors tomorrow. Just me. I'm kinda proud.

You look gorgeous! And your waist looks super tiny! Love the dress.

Two weeks until my daughter’s wedding and I am starting to lose my shit. I never knew how many itty bitty details were involved in making a wedding come together. F. M. L.

If you have a minute, can you do a favor for a fellow Jezebel? I am part of a group that is bringing health services and nutrition to the orphanages of Nepal, employing Nepali nurses to track the progress of the children. After the earthquake, we became a formal organization and are bringing in Plumpy Sup, a…

BEAUTY THREAD!

Just another of my many areas of expertise.

Kendra is a very nasty, immature person. I’m Team Holly for life. Read her book, it’s riveting!

I’m glad you’re okay! After my dog died a few years ago, I was in the depths of misery. I only went to work, lived in my bedroom, didn’t cook at all because I couldn’t bare to leave to get groceries. My concierge didn’t see me coming in and out in the evenings or on weekends, and after about a month I came home from…

I knew I’d been ordering too often from our local pizza place when one day the delivery guy noticed that I’d lost weight.

I have three episodes of Peep Show left and I am spacing them out and savoring them because I don't want it to end :(

I feel the same way about people who are completely unfamiliar with David Mitchell (not the author).