I’m going to see Burt Reynolds!

And yet, in my heart, I root for young Sarah, the Jon Snow of the Trudeau dynasty.

burying the lede here

My opinion is probably colored by the fact that she was my high school crush’s girlfriend, but yeah, she was always kind of snarky. She was one of the more talented people in our theatre, acting-wise, and she definitely knew it.

Googled “cheese aliens” for a peace offering, was not disappoint:

They’re gonna name it Supreme Deity Kardashian just to fuck with Kanye

I doubt this is out of genuine interest, but fuck it, I don’t have any patients for another hour so I’ll answer. I cannot walk down the street, take public transport, or generally exist in public for very long without a man interfering with my day to let me know what he thinks of my body or my face. I cannot be alone…

The only thought that brings me any peace is that Heidi is going full Jennifer Garner on his ass, and already has the contractor booked to renovate the bedroom literally the day after he loses the nomination.

Yes, Kevin is the hottest one now, but AJ was the hottest during the group’s early days (pre-rehab).

I had recurring nightmares about Mr. Peanut as a child. That is all.

A brewery in Dayton, Ohio took their name from this “warped wing” method of control.

If you've chopped it, it's healthy. (Source: myself)

Congrats on the 12 pounds! That’s 2.5 of these which is awesome!

She most likely had the pictures done so she’d continue to get sympathy from the outside world. I doubt she cares very much about actually losing her child. I knew a mother like this. She had a personality disorder or two and everything was about her own needs, not the child’s. If her four year old threw a perfectly…

Isaiah wasn’t immediately canned and in fact, he returned to the show for a guest appearance later. And the homophobia was against someone on set, you know. So I would say it was just as unprofessional.

When I was in college and significantly older men hit on me, I would put on my best fake-innocent voice and say, "I know you. Didn't you go to school with my dad?" It would send them scurrying away with their tails between their legs.

Also, I spontaneously hit puberty the first time Jordan graced my TV screen. My breasts grew 3 sizes that day.

Ugh, that reminds me of a date I went on ( years ago) I was 26 and he was 32. He told me “26 is the best age to date, by 27 women start to get clingy and want to settle down.”He was unemployed and walked 8 miles to get to our date because he didn’t want to pay subway fare.

Who cares about the face, look at that hair?! I’m in love. The roots are a little weird but I dig the color