The chocolate really should only be a subtle counterpoint to the pb. This is why Reeses eggs are the perfect pb to chocolate ratio, followed by hearts, trees, then pumpkins, with regular cups being just a barely adequate bridge between holidays.

PIPPA AND PUDDY AND PENNY

No, this is a tan sexual. Are you blind?

Nobody cares about your boner.

Imagine how that feels for the woman or women who were at that game listening to the whole crowd cheer the name of her rapist. After he was expelled for raping her. And watching the entire team (who have to know what happened) wearing his name.

this is my friends dog. i am currently losing my goddamn mind over this.

Right? I’ll keep my coat-of-many-beggars’-skin but from here on in, I am ONLY wearing the faces of the one per cent

What about Belfie Queens like Jen Selter? Will she get butt id?

I’ve never understood people who believe that everything in the Bible is true and you should live your life by it. It’s literally impossible to do so because of all the contradictions.

You mean you don’t want to see 32 candles or breakfast club 2: the luncheoning ?

And I feel WAY more guilty about candy before lunch than I do about any of the premarital sex I had.

Once I got in trouble (at daycare, not school) for teaching the other kids the meaning of the word “epidermis”. When my mom showed up the aide whispered to my mom what I had said and my mom had to explain to her that it’s not a dirty word.

Unrelated to the topic at hand, but my brother got sent to the principal’s office for insisting that dry ice was frozen carbon dioxide, not, as the teacher would have them believe, water ice cubes that had been wiped down with a paper towel.

It amazes me how dumb teachers sometimes are. I’m still mad at my Kindergarten teacher who told me there was no such place as Iceland, that I made it up, and at my Junior High teacher who marked down my essay for being factually incorrect when I said there were two female Justices (O’Connor and Ginsburg were both on…

OHHHHHHHHHHHH it’s Melissa from pretty little liars. i didnt recognize her

Really, no chemtrails? What kind of Monday morning conspiracy theorists are these?

There’s also a TED mobile app you can watch the talks with, even download them to watch them offline.

Tangentially relevant.