OMG can you imagine those intense eyes, looking up at you while he was applying that particular set of skills, JUST after you got to hear him pronounce the word “particular”???????

I’ll get you a cream for butt enhancement. It’s called butter, and it’s delicious.

This weird ass Kristen/Liam pairing is something I never knew I wanted until this moment.

There are versions of this speckled throughout the endurance world, even without the excuse of raising money for charity. Sometimes it’s running, sometimes it’s on a bike. Sometimes it’s donuts, sometimes it’s beer. Endurance athletes like pain and pushing their limits, and sometimes things get... weird.

I have long had a crush on her, she is my queen. One of my good friends worked at Burning Man this year and spent time with her smoking weed and making pancakes, said she is the sweetest woman and still an absolutely smokeshow.

My father accidentally ran into Trump in the early 90s and said it was hard to not punch him in the face, he just exuded an air of douchery.

She’s trying to make it up for her childhood I guess. I’m a cis young woman but everytime I get to have something that resembles a Girl’s night with my friends I’m seizing the fuck out of that feminist collective trip as if it was a reenacting of my pijama party quinceaños.

Another disqualifier is BCoop’s never actually won an Oscar, as another helpful commenter pointed out. I was confusing him for Christian Bale (for which I am SORRY!).

Let me guess, those adult men are also prolife because they don’t understand that nobody has the right to tell someone else what to do with with their body.

This is the greatest Jez comment of all time. It has everything: chocolate sauce, vegan lasagna, Jesus, porn, and Tooms speaking to you. Thank you.

Maybe they could give and honorary Oscar to the Middle Eastern cast members of 13 hours for the restraint they showed in not just yelling “this is some total propagandist bullshit right here" every time the camera was on them.

“We started off like Romeo and Juliet, but it all ended up in tragedy.” — Milhouse

Holy shit I have thought about this dumb show way too much.

I was just as shocked as Jubilee was when Ben asked her out on a 1:1 date. Black contestants never last much longer than round 2 on this show.

life tip- if someone publicly declares they hate drama it means they actually love it.

I agree I secretly extremely unhate Stars are Blind. I definitely listened to it on repeat a few times. Shhh please don't tell my cool friends!!

We put her on the pedestal just so we could knock her down.

I’m probably going to be crucified for this, but it seems pretty mean-spirited and unhelpful to continue dragging Jennifer Lawrence under the bus. Joy wasn’t good, but she did well in it. And she isn’t the only white actress nominated. And she didn’t cast herself. Or nominate herself. And really, who we’re angry at…

Horrifying but laughing so hard! Glad you’re ok.

Pretty good, I feel like the adrenaline rush I got from ripping a bird out of my windshield got me pumped up for the date.