Brilliant!

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oh come on. he knew!

The idea of rich people getting all puckered up when cops show up on thier doorsteps puts a smile on my face.

Nancy doesn’t want to impeach him because it might destroy the loopholes and back door government he’s exposed and she wants it exploit.

Did your parents not give you enough attention as a child?

“Billions?”

He’d rather cry like a bitch and blame the boogyman that is his “purity ponies” rather than face reality.

Wrong, yes. But oh so satisfying lol...

I love you, Anonymous Internet Person...

You’re right! Fixing it. 

Thank you! As a Rockets superfan, I’m ashamed I didn’t remember this (to be fair, it happened 10 years before I was born lol)

I am, “athletic marvels” don’t weigh only 200 lbs while being 6'3" and that picture clearly proves it. Christ, Steph Curry weighs only 9 pounds less at the same height!

According to the few IG posts of hers I steeled my stomach to peruse, she wasn’t about that “college life” anyway. At least, not the academic parts.

Who's Loughlin now?

I mean this in the best possible way, but yeah, you are sounding like an asshole.

I’m one of those people with an ability to take standardized tests and do really, really well, but they’re not nearly as easy as you portray. Kids of decent intelligence and good early academic opportunity can sincerely apply themselves, get the most expensive prep courses and tutors, take practice tests for years—and…

Meh. He’s still absurdly rich and he’ll never face consequences for the evil shit his company has done.

“AND HEREEEEE COMESSSSSS CASSSSSSIIIIIEEEE!!!!”

I hate to buy into stereotypes, but damn, seems like whenever you see a grown ass man walking around wearing something camo,  it’s a pretty safe bet that you’ll be hearing something hateful and/or ignorant from them.