Brilliant!

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I get it. Once my wife threw away my bunny slippers so so I trained a white rabbit to leap about and kill anyone dressed vaguely like a knight.

oh come on. he knew!

The idea of rich people getting all puckered up when cops show up on thier doorsteps puts a smile on my face.

Nancy doesn’t want to impeach him because it might destroy the loopholes and back door government he’s exposed and she wants it exploit.

Did your parents not give you enough attention as a child?

“Billions?”

He’d rather cry like a bitch and blame the boogyman that is his “purity ponies” rather than face reality.

Wrong, yes. But oh so satisfying lol...

I love you, Anonymous Internet Person...

You’re right! Fixing it. 

Thank you! As a Rockets superfan, I’m ashamed I didn’t remember this (to be fair, it happened 10 years before I was born lol)

Whatever gives you that idea? :)

I am, “athletic marvels” don’t weigh only 200 lbs while being 6'3" and that picture clearly proves it. Christ, Steph Curry weighs only 9 pounds less at the same height!

According to the few IG posts of hers I steeled my stomach to peruse, she wasn’t about that “college life” anyway. At least, not the academic parts.

It kinda seems that a fair amount of the “disruption” that the big brains in Silicon Valley strive for boils down to minimizing labor costs by finding ways around labor laws. Doesn’t it?

Meh. He’s still absurdly rich and he’ll never face consequences for the evil shit his company has done.

“AND HEREEEEE COMESSSSSS CASSSSSSIIIIIEEEE!!!!”