I wonder why they didn’t arrest Felicity’s husband. As shown:

Breathtaking insights.

Hey MB, did you see this story?

Stop objectifying men, please.

You don’t have to watch.

Samantha Long, Kyle Long’s spouse, told BuzzFeed that she had deleted the account—to which he had posted just one “rambling” and “bizarre” get-rich-quick guide—out of concern for him, later pointing the finger at YouTube because she “didn’t want him losing his shit in front of my kids.”

On the one hand, violence is wrong.

GOOD JOB, SERIAL KILLER NUTS!

As a very important director for cnbc, not to mention a hilarious stand up comic, I have only one thing to say about this.

Hold up. You had one too, right? A podcast about Kinja.

Wait a goddamned minute.

Heroine Sheik is freaking hilarious!

“Littlefingers”...lol.

Oh snap!

Do you by chance have a pair of Superhero tights that you still like to slip on every now and again?

Okay, I can’t even keep up the ruse.

Damn. Damn, damn, damn.

I think you should drink Drano.