“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

so like us.

Poor guy was so confused:

Filling the Bowl with Deuces

He also flopped. I imagine that will carry an extra fine.

It’s not all bad for Nerlins. He’s saved up a nice little chunk of change by styling his own hair.

I’m not crying, you’re crying

Draymond Green: *furiously scribbles note to self*

The comments on that post slay me every time

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

The Walt Whitman Bridge seems like the ideal place to be caught with a few leaves of grass.

“Now I’ve seen everything.”

You can check out his stand up here:

To be fair, the 76ers aren’t used to seeing anyone on their court that actually matters.

Would now be a good time to ask you why Sixer was afraid of Sevyn?

Philadelphia, everybody.