I have never seen anyone wearing a Riley Cooper jersey 

You can check out his stand up here:

She’d better hope potential future employers don’t know how to do a Google search.

Also available from the ebay seller who made the Trump mask:

"Something Bit Me"

I have to agree with Chip Kelly, Hinkie wasn’t even the worst GM in Philly in the past year.

King Cake Baby is scary, but no more so than Pierre the Pelican