With no regard for human life!!!

didn't know that 3 steps with the ball secured in your hand constitutes an incomplete pass. #themoreyouknow

The four dudes behind them. Their faces. I could watch them all day.

Whatever. Jon Jones is still the #1 kilo-for-kilo fighter in the world.

Announcer: Martin drives baseline, defended by Johnson, Martin reverse lay—

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

5.) Am I that dense that I don't get this?

You cut out the part where he's rolling around wondering what planet he's on.

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

You'll never guess who originally pointed this out in the rule book to the Minnesota Vikings special teams coach and said "Hey, wouldn't that be interesting if that situation happened? We should mess around with that."

Well, it is linked to in the first line of the post on the word "pissed".

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

Yep, you're right! I am definitely intolerant of Hunter's bigoted opinions.

Um...

My exact reaction was "oh godamnit"