What? The MLS isn't as good as Euro leagues? Thank you, THANK YOU soccer genius for reminding us! Your credibility as a REAL fan is secure now.

This is a good and balanced article, unlike the usual hatchet-job MLS bashing garbage that Haisley posts. Well done.

To be fair, this makes more sense than everything else he says.

Prayed for grape-lady, thanked god for listening.

Maybe he should put the whole damn team on an island and nuke them 'till they glow.

C'mon Shelly. There's gotta be a safer place than your shirt pocket to keep that check Snyder wrote for you.

I was tricked into watching an entire highlight of hockey thinking there would be a great highlight of the hoodie throw. Bamboozled by BIG Hockey yet again. When will basketball be back...

A backlash meaning they would instantly become my favorite player.

#profitingonpainandsuffering4eva

NBA: This is too sexy

When it comes to vile, bigotry-laced protests based on racial inequality in the United States, act like you've been there before.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

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"Damn it, blimp."

LaRoche: C'mon, that fucking blimp moved right in front of me while the pitch was coming!

Well at least having a stupid fucking mic jammed into his head will give him an idea of how his listeners must feel.

Borque: [passes to Subban]

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.