black Songs. I just said it out loud, odd capitalization and all, just for you. Idiot.

He's not this website's editor either, it isn't his "job" to critique the headline or the article. Yet here we are.

I implore you to come up with a better headline that will still grab the attention of a potential reader.

Great article, great headline. Haterz gonna hate. Russians gonna hate "Masha".

Google UFC Just Bleed gif if this doesn't come out of the grays. I'm sure many of you already know.

Reading #nancygracetweets in a #nancygracevoice is the best. #blabbermouth

So you guys are being paid off by ESPN, right? Right. I thought I'd noticed a slight slip in mothership shit talk lately.

NAACP - "ESPN is racist!"

Minneapolis. Also, I'm 28, so it's kind of a "before my time" thing, too. I hear the next generation older than me talk about getting beat with a ruler by their nun/teacher. Never heard of a switch, though.

Ridiculous. "If you don't sign this waiver, we'll beat your kids. Don't do it yourself though, that's not cool."

"In 21 states, including Mississippi and Texas, corporal punishment is still practiced in schools."

"Never not cool."

Key Arena in Seattle is terrible. It's part of the reason the Sonics left. There would need to be a new arena, which, if done correctly, could help them lure a basketball team as well.

"Fart-scientist, fart-artist"?

Actually you'd be more likely to choke him to sleep. 6/7 of his MMA losses are by submission.

In this case though, he's right. He's well known among MMA fans as a douche-bro. Good for him if he's changed his act though. Hopefully he has a good thing going training Ken.

A Toyota GT2000. So I could just stare at it.

Well, you certainly are proof that The Penis Mightier.

Mr. Gallippi, is that you? Settle down there, MACHO-man. If anyone here is a cliché, it's you, the manly blowhard.