Why do you hate Protecting The Shield?

Good for them. Cleveland’s feel good sports story of 2016.

How none of them thought to address this in the actual settlement document is beyond me

Go out and sprint for 5 seconds. Then do it again. And again.

Eli threw the ball 63 times. That means Beckham probably ran at least 63 pass routes. Go do that. Tell me how you feel.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

+1 Marmalard child

And your field grade officer brother makes as much as five lance corporals, who bear the actual brunt of the fighting. Life ain’t fair, go figure.

It was so good, right? Better than Episode 7? Better than Jedi?

But it wasn’t random, Cho has been talking about this for a long time and bemoaned the lack of discourse about it. So when someone reached out to have that exact conversation she turned it into a comedy bit to shame that person. Great way to encourage the dialogue you say you seek.

I REALLY REALLY hate Cho. She is an asian Amy Schumer, execept even MORE unfunny

Or Cho is a lying hack and tried to get the spotlight put on her?

It was Bernie Kosar...so, in a way, yes (but I suppose he’s more of a ex- Baltimore Raven than anything, right?) Also, he forgot about the whole thing like 5 minutes later.

I just feel actively bad all the time

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Oprah is a shameless opportunist and it is about time she was called out for it. She preys on society’s most vulnerable members and feeds them consumerist pablum as way to ‘fix’ their problems.

Honestly I did genuinely forget he exists until this.

I’ve been a bit surprised by the reaction to Doctor Phil. Like, this was the final straw? When did people hear about Dr. Phil? Yesterday? He’s been a piece of shit for a long, long time. Whatever other gifts she has, Oprah has consistently shown herself to be a fairly poor judge of character.

Yeah!

Malcolm McDowell took quite a physical beating in Clockwork Orange, what with the scratched cornea during the Ludivico treatment, near-drowning by his after the breathing apparatus in the water trough failed, and a few cracked ribs from an insufficiently pulled kick. Pretty sure Vincent D’Onofrio didn’t have a great…