You’re not the hero we deserve, but the one we need

I also love you.

I love you.

Lance Ito used to go to my former church, Lake Avenue, in Pasadena. I was a bored teen, his phone number was listed in the directory, and I used to prank call him. That was my contribution to the trial of the century.

Ugh, you just know that Mr. Peanut photoshopped that thigh gap.