I didn’t say it was. I realize dancers are very strong, but they also tend to be on the smaller side. How do I know? I used to dance too. Many of the girls were light enough to be lifted easily. Me? I’m as big as the average guy. I look like harder work. But way to miss my point!

Ugh. I went to a big campus and just about always called a walking partner after dark after being followed by a seriously sketchy dude one night. And I was an athletic tall girl, not a willowy dancer.

Lance Ito used to go to my former church, Lake Avenue, in Pasadena. I was a bored teen, his phone number was listed in the directory, and I used to prank call him. That was my contribution to the trial of the century.