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But, but, maybe they do!

I think it’s 15 minutes

I would bet some of them do. Lust can lure a person down many a twisting path and veil any partner in glamour and beauty.

Read that as Whoopi Goldberg tits.

This story actually choked me up. I have a very dear friend who’s a nurse, and her passion is inspiring, and she’s been through so much while also bearing witness repeatedly every day people going through MAJOR STUFF. And talk about talent— she’s known on her unit for being the best at a procedure done on tiny infant

So can the View die now? Please?

Hello, Joe Biden.

In a whole universe of creepy that was the detail that killed me.

His eye - his clotty, dried up eye...

I think the problem with this is that she equates being motherly, and being a mentor, with being a literal mother. And no, no it is not the same.

As a very short, very bossy woman, I like this.

In my case, if we’re both standing, my wife is so much shorter than I am that the shoulder is pretty much the only place I can put my arm around. On the other hand, she’s the one who makes all the money and her name is on the mortgage, not mine, so we’re both pretty clear on who owns who.

Would you feel the same way if said behaviour was in a same-sex relationship?

If you are both doing it to each other, y’all are just kinda gross, but not necessarily unequal. If you’re the sort of dude who keeps his hand there as she’s doing stuff and sort of directs her with it, then that’d be a different kind of problem.

that’s nice, JLC, but I’m still not going to watch Scream Queens.

Half this speech is about Mark Cuban.

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I found a truncated version of his speech! All of his most salient ideas in just 1:05.

He’s a ridiculous candidate and a despicable human being, but there is definitely a lesson that candidates who aren’t sociopaths and bigots should learn from Trump: There’s a lot of people out there who prefer unrehearsed gibberish to a well constructed thought that comes out rehearsed. I’m not saying someone should

Did anyone see the portrait of Donald Trump painted in menstrual blood? It gives me feelings. Like on the one hand, HAHAHAHA, but on the other hand he doesn’t even deserve the attention.