LOL, that DOES sound like a needle in a haystack! (My hairdresser feels I should go red when I hit a critical mass of gray. I don’t know about that but he is a pretty great colorist.)

Garden State made me feel bad about Garden State.

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

Did anyone else here comment regularly on Regretsy? Does anyone else but me remember the terrible backlash one couple got on that site for having a hobo themed wedding? I would have guessed hobo chic would have died its painful death in those comment threads circa 2012(?)

Exactly.

That’s odd....
Usually the blood gets off at the second floor.

I’m not too worried about her ever getting to that point.

OMG, I know it’s not that bad, but images like this make me abstain from having period sex.

Can you imaging the horror of being confronted with Trump’s head coming out of your ass?

Hey Mr. Tangerine Man

i truly believe we should let him be president for like, two weeks, just to see what happens.

He’s just a piece of shit, that’s why. Anyways, here’s this:

Please let this man become President. I really want to see how low we can sink as a nation. You know, for shits and giggles, for four years, or until the apocalypse.

I think that’s how Kinja works, too.

“Hello, this is the FBI and you owe us $500.”

I know they say ‘find a niche and fill it,’ but is ‘people who want boxed cake mix to be slightly less unhealthy than it normally is’ really a niche?

.....but I miss the days when Jez discouraged talking about specific numbers.

BMI does not, has not, and never will work for individuals.

The piece summarizes a decade of therapy with Greta,