Keaton chews the shit out of the scenery in his role. He’s fantastic.

It’s been quite some time since I’ve seen his Hamlet, mostly because it’s four hours long and it didn’t blow me away when I saw it, but I thought it was generally fine.

I think there will thousands of Tim Horton’s cups dropped in shock and anger in Canada upon reading of Keanu Reeves described as a “well-known American actor”.

I would go with Matthew Modine for Epstein.. he can play “Creepy Aloof” well enough to pull it off.

Crabs unite!

I don’t believe in horoscopes but am also a totally classic Sagittarius to the point that I wonder if when I was younger I read up on it and then adopted my personality based on it.

People make fun of star signs and sometimes I’m people. But when I think of the scorpios I’ve known, and how unrelentingly terrible they were (manipulative, abusive, back-stabby, selfish, narcissistic), it gives me pause. 

“Necco Wafers were beloved by no one.”

Necco Wafers were beloved by no one. 

Ditto Hard Target! The Most Dangerous game in The Big Easy, and Van Damme has to TCB. Plus Witchblade is there! 

I completely forgot that this was also at the beginning of his producer career. Yeah, when considering that and all the other stuff mentioned here, it really explains a lot even if it doesn’t excuse it.

And Hard Target! Brimley’s Cajun accent deserves an Oscar and Van Damme’s sweaty mullet deserved a Nobel Peace Prize!

He continued being awesome is what happened!

John Woo is such a mixed bag. Hard Boiled, A Better Tomorrow, The Killer, so good! Then Hard Target, Broken Arrow, MI:2, Face/Off... I just don’t understand what happened. 

I’m glad they are showing diversity in the Empire. Women and POC can also be terrible people. Representation matters.

Anecdotes are not evidence, and should always be ignored.

Anecdotes are not evidence, and should always be ignored.

I keep saying this under my breath, “just shut up and spend our money.” 

Still, Rowling speaks only for herself, and her books—and the people whose lives they changed—are whatever you want them to be. But there is truly no need to follow her on Twitter. She doesn’t deserve your engagement. Fuck J.K. Rowling.

The only explanation for why the last 4 years have been the longest 4 years ever and why people who did horrible things are still openly doing them is that we are in a timeloop.

I'm a good white person, and I'll be honest. I don't know what to do with myself, either.