I don’t believe in horoscopes but am also a totally classic Sagittarius to the point that I wonder if when I was younger I read up on it and then adopted my personality based on it.

People make fun of star signs and sometimes I’m people. But when I think of the scorpios I’ve known, and how unrelentingly terrible they were (manipulative, abusive, back-stabby, selfish, narcissistic), it gives me pause. 

“Necco Wafers were beloved by no one.”

Necco Wafers were beloved by no one. 

Ditto Hard Target! The Most Dangerous game in The Big Easy, and Van Damme has to TCB. Plus Witchblade is there! 

I completely forgot that this was also at the beginning of his producer career. Yeah, when considering that and all the other stuff mentioned here, it really explains a lot even if it doesn’t excuse it.

And Hard Target! Brimley’s Cajun accent deserves an Oscar and Van Damme’s sweaty mullet deserved a Nobel Peace Prize!

He continued being awesome is what happened!

John Woo is such a mixed bag. Hard Boiled, A Better Tomorrow, The Killer, so good! Then Hard Target, Broken Arrow, MI:2, Face/Off... I just don’t understand what happened. 

I’m glad they are showing diversity in the Empire. Women and POC can also be terrible people. Representation matters.

Anecdotes are not evidence, and should always be ignored.

Anecdotes are not evidence, and should always be ignored.

I keep saying this under my breath, “just shut up and spend our money.” 

Still, Rowling speaks only for herself, and her books—and the people whose lives they changed—are whatever you want them to be. But there is truly no need to follow her on Twitter. She doesn’t deserve your engagement. Fuck J.K. Rowling.

The only explanation for why the last 4 years have been the longest 4 years ever and why people who did horrible things are still openly doing them is that we are in a timeloop.

You know what? That’s fair. I’ve been seeing a lot of infuriating anti-Biden stuff from certain folks out there on the net lately, and I think I directed some of that anger here unfairly. Biden is being an ass.

Who is even thinking about Bernie or Warren as a nominee at this point? I’m well aware that he’s going to be the nominee, and it’s strange that literally any observation of Biden being less-than-perfect turns into someone in the comments accusing me or Jezebel at large of being deluded about the reality we find…

The Politico article could have been written about my sister. She did exactly the kinds of things attributed to Tara Reade. She was always in financial trouble, always asking for help, and more than willing to walk away and leave others holding the bag. She made up detailed stories about her life — like how she had to…

I’m planning a Disney trip! I need a trip to Disney really, really bad. I want to stay in a savannah view room at the Animal Kingdom Lodge and watch the zebras while I have coffee in the morning, I want a Dole Whip, I want a night or two at the Grand Floridian where it smells so amazing I never want to leave. I want…

exactly. That’s why I want Warren.

I'm a good white person, and I'll be honest. I don't know what to do with myself, either.