@jbouklas: Oh man, I know what you mean! I hate working with "Appropriate People". Those guys are jerks. Their name is a real joke. More like "Inappropriate People", amirite?

@wingbatwu: You mean one that hates us for our freedoms? Nah, I don't think that would work.

Needs more buildings. I'm going to go drive somewhere in an inefficient car.

What? The REAL reason is underlined in this copy.

The new phone is made of Unobtainium? That would imply:

@Zanzan42: Japan, huh? Don't you mean "Rape Dr."?

Ooblek

@Drowningfish: But if you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to want some milk. And if you give a wanna-be tyrant an idea, he's going to want to rule the world with it.

@eigafan: +infinity for using my Doctor.

@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: That's EXACTLY what we're going to do.

@HK-47: Makes me thing of tribadism, in a good way. NSFW link: [en.wikipedia.org]

@Daveinva: If the user blinds themselves, then problem solved.

@ian.nai: 4.) You mean a radiometer. There's one for sale on ThinkGeek, just search there. $13.

@Kaiser-Machead: But yours is the shortest post here. Does it get any bigger?

@Mike43110: It's more of a rental arrangement. The purchase agreement is called a gold digger. Leasing is called a mistress.

Four words: Server Administrator job posting!

Two words: ASCII art.

@FriarNurgle: "You want a Rim? Oh boy..."

@MagImpalor: That's a damn shame. I love fly fishing and older men. Oh well. Lucky for me I also like younger women.

@matt_mcmhn: I'm on board Cameron Diaz. I mean, I'm on board with Cameron Diaz.