If it will come at a time "we all least expect it", then it will be May 21 at 6PM, because almost nobody expects that.

Gesundheit

The original price for Groupon was 10 billion dollars. Cleverly, Google registered on the site first.

I don't think it's a coincidence that the still frame above reminds me of Goatse. P.S. If you don't know what I mean, count yourself lucky and don't research it.

That line about the thickness of a sheet of paper edge-on from 100 miles away is a quote from Apollo 13. If NASA put that in the letter, it was a copy.

I hope Donnie Darko's ok. Stuff crashes into his room, like, all the time...

Mayans had reactors? That pretty terrifying.

I get the joke, but the police have probably already interviewed all the dark colored people as a matter of course: "The Usual Suspects" for the area.

the DC Sniper was profiled to be a white male, but turned out to be a pair of black men (man and boy, really). Profilers are not 100% accurate, you see.

I bet the shirt is green. And it apparently glows like a 60W bulb.

I thought of it more like:

Yes, it is wrong to ignore a massive movement that may at any moment erupt into a killing spree for non-believers. It's best to keep them confused and unfocused at all times so they don't organize and take over. Those religious wars are the worst.

Hey! I'm offended by your remark saying the Pope is the head of NAMBLA!

It's only slightly better than around here in Texas. "Gentleman" is a strange politically correct version of saying "black". As in: "My daughter is dating a very nice young gentleman". If the kid were white, he'd be "a nice boy" or "a nice young man".

What you're asking for is a kind of Dark Knight. REALLY Dark.

Not to worry, Iran is so far away from here, it's so far away from here.

Oh wow, Ark 2. One of my Saturday morning favorites, for a while. I really wanted an Ark! But then I saw Damnation Alley and changed that to a Landmaster.

But Twitter told us to stop writing unofficial apps! Their's was the bestest ever, they said. Did they lie to us? DID THEY?!!!

And yet, like an abused spouse, I continue to return, hoping that they will realize that they still love me and change their ways so it can be wonderful like it used to be.