Yeah, do people think the hosts write the sketches? Because they absolutely do not. At least not on their own. Never have, never will.

Agreed. I don’t think Louis gives half a shit about expanding his audience at this point in his life, so I think he’d rather just whittle down his crowds to where he can step back from the limelight a bit. But the fact that he wore a suit in this one also shows that he’s got a different goal for his standup than he…

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

I’m Canadian. The british wish they had our calm.

This is the festering wound that people wanted to ignore. Well, the infection has just spread. Time to take America back to what it was again, before all the voices screaming for equality got too noisy to ignore.

As a black man who talks white enough to fit in to white suburbia well I am surrounded by coded racism constantly. I couldnt be less surprised by this if I tried. 8 years later there are still allegedly intelligent and credible people who believe Obama is the secret leader of ISIS because hes black and his fucking…

And inherently paranoid. What is a relationship if not trusting the other person implicitly?

I believe everyone has a right to privacy, even from your significant other. I think sharing passwords encourages controlling behavior and is basically founded on mistrust. I’ve had passwords before and found that it did not make me feel any more secure AND it did not stop that boyfriend from cheating on me with a…

I have an encrypted password file my wife can access in the event I die so she can wrap up loose ends. Her passwords have 4 easily remembered conventions.

Why don’t you take a moment to think about this callous and irrelevant remark?

That is truly lovely. If you can’t get them arrested, bury them in paperwork! Go Canada!

You know what’s amazing?

Because it should be fucking reported. Be a better fucking troll.

And Dogma, can’t forget Dogma. He and Matt Damon make that movie.

FTFY.

i hate this whole conversation.

I truly believe it’s better to let an animal go a week too soon rather than a day too late. I’d rather suffer by missing them and grieving than have them suffer because I was too selfish to let them go.

I think it was knowing she was televised and the fact that the VMAs used to be her kingdom that really screwed her. I saw her last year in Vegas, and while she barely sang a note, her dancing was good and she looked confident and relaxed onstage. It was a fun show, if only for the sake of nostalgia. I think she has a…

I had to watch the Britney performance through my fingers. I mean, she’s done worse, but that was pretty embarrassing. The lip-syncing was very obvious, she looked kinda scared halfway through when she had to take on the real microphone (not that we heard any singing she may have done over the backing track), and the…

I don’t get why they didn’t just let Spears open the show. That was just some bad producing to put her after Beyonce’s performance. And, why the fuck do they not let Britney sing? We know she’s not a strong vocalist, but you mean to tell me that she’s so bad that you can’t even autotune her live? Hell, if Kanye can do…