Let's not make fun of mental illness, please.

Yay for men from classic Hollywood! We always focus on old iconic bombshells like Marilyn Monroe but forget about the heartthrobs. You can have young Newman (who I like too) and I'll have young Brando. Granted, Newman aged way more gracefully than Brando did. But still... fully clothed or not, even Brando's most…

Uh, this is weird. I mean it's just a little too try-hard. I can't put my finger on why it's annoying to me, but I'm not crazy about this obvious, aggressively-masculine "sexiness" that requires grabbing your junk. Paul Newman is about as aggressively masculine as I want to get.

You ask the important questions.

like she gives a fuck what you think x 2.

I don't like it either. Not at all.

Thank you. I dislike everything about this dress. That fabric, that bodice, and the scrawling all over it? SUPER UGH.

I am very anti-this veil. Okay, you love your kids. WE GET IT.

I feel like they took the "we're just getting married because our kids want us to" angle a little far with the drawings scrawled all over the dress. It's a bit "well see, I only care about my family not weddings" I feel like it's supposed to be an inoculation against those who would comment on them not making good on…

Here's what my hubby says: If you end up married at the end of the night, it's a success. THE END. The rest is gravy.

I would crack up if someone sang the Titanic song at a wedding. If you aren't going for that sort of entertainment, I would pick something else.

#FLAWLESS

Clearly yes, because now I have to know where he went!

Ask him how he'd feel about being on the receiving end of these 'compliments':

Before my wedding my mom told me "You'd better hope something goes wrong so your wedding will be memorable! Otherwise it will just blend in with all the other run of the mill weddings."

I had my first kiss in three years since I left my abusive ex-boyfriend. Anything I did with him, I don't count it as real.

You forgot to mention how much those bugs be poopin' on your face.

I remember that the show Real People did an episode that showed all the mites that live in your sheets and eat your dead skin, it really creeped me out but then I realized there was no way I could stop it and I also couldn't see them unless I looked for them with a microscope so I'm okay with all of this. Except that…

Hey, that's rad. Was your dad Doctor Dean Edel?