I'd also accept calling him 'Shit Head'

It is a toughy. Jennifer Lawrence?

Why are we still calling this guy "War Machine?" Let's stop letting him live in a self-created, I'm-a-badass-fighter world and call him by his real name, no?

"...he was mad because he didn't think it was a big deal."

" No one gives a shit about your' Boners' choice(s) . "

I think you just answered your own question! They are clearly very versatile.

I'm almost liking this no image business, these TextGIFS are almost funnier.

I don't remember. Did she name check her career in that song too?

eh, that's nothing compared to their "cosmic stick" for $68. it's "hand wrapped with gorgeous thread and enhanced with an exquisite amethyst stone" - totally worth it.

ariana, you can't do a space video that includes shots of you laying down with the camera overhead. you have to pick one or the other. it's been done. it's called oops! i did it again

Wow. Those breast-missiles came out of nowhere.

I hope so too. I regularly comment and get stars etc. I've had posts with stars in the double digits regularly and even in the triple digits occasionally. And I'll be back in they greys. I had just gotten a star when they did the original switch. I hope there will be a concrete effort to actually move people up if…

A bunch of people have been mentioning the idea of having a certain amount of stars/upvotes/love from other commenters be a way to get out of the greys. Fingers crossed we get this in a future update.

Well, Jessica just followed me, and I'm pretty much a nobody apart from the occasional interaction with Kelly and Mark. I hope one comes for you too! You're fun!

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I got unfollowed by Jezebel and back in to the grays shortly before the new commenting system happened and I was irrationally bummed. Not sure why it happened, but I had been unnecessarily snarky on a post so maybe that was it. It was also right after the meowmeowbeanz episode of Community aired and I felt like a…

I hear this. I've literally just started to make "friends" and seem to be considered a wee bit funny round these parts ... aaaaaaand now it's back to square one.

Why do you care so much? Chill dude, chill. It's just a website.

Is this real life?