It sounded like an entry for the Creative Writing journal I edited in high school. One that would have been rejected.

spot on.

Well its good to know that when gene-manipulation becomes a fad, that at the very least people with reptilian eyes will at least turn you off.

ummmmm, you know, i'd haveta get back to you on that .

That's great for those ladies and they should totally rock it but most of us sadly, cannot. Especially those of us who come from a long line of southern Europeans and Germans.

i dig it .

Seriously—laughing at the idea that Jezebel writers are OK to speak on this topic, but Mark Ruffalo or Kerry Washington or John Cusack isn't.

I still find it weird Bloom and Kerr are involved with Gomez/Beiber who still both look about 14.

Beiber's mom is only two years older than me? I feel much better about my life choices now.

"Jamie Foxx is going to play Mike Tyson in a Martin Scorsese biopic"

It's a little odd, but her father has five kids by five different mothers, and he may not have made much of an effort to keep the kids in touch with each other.

I was shown a clip once of "out of control teens" from Maury. One girl said her life dreams were to drop out of school, be on girls gone wild, and have a baby. Everyone has a dream!

I just can't with anything having to do with Justin Bieber. But what do you expect from a douche who doesn't even understand how Roman numerals work?

*meanwhile Orlando Bloom retaliated on Grindr when He posted his own "private photos" of Justin....

Even on my job's worst day, I can console myself with the fact that at least my job doesn't involve me staring at pictures of people's knees and trying to match their vague shadows to works of art.

yeah. That had confused me too. It just looks grey to you to highlight the post you're looking at. I know getting out was tough before and that should be addressed when the system changes, but it was far superior to the unchecked troll bonanza that happens without it. Lately they've had doxxers, racist nutjobs with…

Hey fashion world, there is literally money on the table. Don't be the last house to underestimate an underserved market.

It was actually a really good book. You can read it. It'll be all right. It's in the fiction section, I promise.

I live in Alabama and The Roots were playing a free concert event last week in Birmingham put on by the city and some corporate sponsors. I regret not finding a way to go, even though I don't live in Birmingham anymore.

QUESTLOVE FOR PRESIDENT!

Or at least Secretary of something..... Secretary of Soul? Is that a thing? Well it outta be.

QUESTLOVE FOR SECRETARY OF SOUL!