This, AND wtf, they feed the cow dog food?? So the cow is eating beef and god knows what else? That, ladies and gentlemen is how we create things like Mad Cow's Disease. Also, get this ruminant some grass, yo.

What does intelligence have to do with moral worth, exactly? Are people with high IQ's more morally valuable than people with 2-digit IQ's? Seriously, never understood this argument.

Because cows are herbivores, and dogs are carnivores. The higher the trophic level, the less energy efficient it is to eat the animal.

Wait a sec...by that logic we can eat people who have aspergers!?

Cows also form lifelong friendships with other cows.

That has to be the weakest argument on which to stop eating meat.

Well, we've been training and selectively breeding dogs to be our animal helpers for thousands of years. We've been selectively breeding cows to provide food and leather. It's different.

Cute.. Now remind me again why cows are food and dogs are not? Shouldn't we just go ahead and fire up the grill for Milkshake.. After all she is only a dumb cow....

Me too! I get SO excited when it's bed time. Couldn't be happier. And when I do decide to watch a movie or something on Netflix when I'm in bed, there isn't a story even close to interesting enough to make me stay awake when my body says sleep. Sleep conquers all.

Recent Onion headline:

I would never get out of the bed, if it meant walking around on glass and concrete and steel.

All the concrete, steel, and chrome make for that cold appearance. I couldn't live there for long. Like maybe a few years.

Yeah, there is no way she said that. Especially when drunk, nobody uses that many adjectives to get to the point. I guarantee she never used "bookworm" or "punk" knowing that he would obviously find them complementary. But "Open the door, you fucking blogger faggot", I can definitely see her saying.

Or he's just drawing the rumors out, teasing people with them, because he knows there are people who will believe him and people who will debate whether he's telling the truth. It's a way to stay in print, and a way to keep people talking about both of them. Franco is desperate for attention and he knows how to keep…

You gotta think that Columbia would have been a bit more hesitant to give him the MFA if they knew he was going to repeatedly send shit like this out into the world with an air of superiority. It's not exactly a great advertisement for their program.

Once upon a time, a guy, we'll call him James, made women swoon. He was the Ryan Gosling of his day. He had a lot of talent, a few great roles that showed great potential. And then he became a Hollywood guy, a Hollywood guy who pretended he was deep and artistic inside and couldn't wait to tell the entire fucking…

Oh to wander around rooms full of hot young men ready to fuck. I miss my 20's.

Dilettaint?

Dilettante is the word that comes to my mind.

He's like a modern day version of those wealthy young upper class Victorian prettyboys who have the time and resources to self indulgently dabble in a lot of different artistic ventures but aren't exactly brilliant at any one thing in particular.