Noooo, he needs to keep that face pretty for our wedding that he doesn't know we're having yet. as soon as I find somewhere legal for us to get married.

Here are some reasons to be on skid row at night: buy drugs. End of list.

It's funny, because Jesus never said anything about gay people but he said a whole lot about rich people. Ha. Haha.

What was that about DRUNKS and IDOLS again? Isn't hypocrisy mentioned as well??

Oh god. It is a movie based on a stupid chain email that annoying christian parents email to their kids.

I took Philosophy of Sociology and Philosophy of Religion in college (and a slew of other philosophy courses dealing with Friedrich "God is Dead" Nietzsche), and the professors were redonkulously sensitive and accommodating to religious believers. But don't take my word for it, God's Not Dead people, go to college!…

I guess he also conveniently forgot about the part of the bible that doesn't paint a glowing picture of rich people....or the fact that rich people don't stand a chance of entering heaven. So if gays are supposed to burn in hell, he and his family better pack extra SPF because they're asses are headed to hell too.

I totally want someone to picket the movie, with Kevin Sorbo on a sign, yelling "GOD-HATING PAGAN!"

Oh Jesus, will they never learn?

Is that what these people think college classes are like? Explains a lot.

All the Duck Dynasty merchandise I see is on clearance everywhere. This show is nearing the end of its baffling run of success; in a few years no one will remember these guys.

This is Christian Sharknado. With God as my witness this is Christian Sharknado.

Holy shit the plot on Google. There must be a drinking game made to this.

I see these shit-fer-brains, and I wonder if they are really gay people, TRYING to make homophobes look bad. Like, reverse psychology and whatnot. Like they are all the Colberts of Reality TV.

Lol! That definitely seems conclusive.

Are those cheese fries in that picture? If so, this is sort of my weekend look.

Was all this photoshopping REALLY necessary? The cab? The scarf? The lady? The designer at this job either really loves the absurdity of it all OR cries at their desk daily.