Except there is evidence that it can facilitate suicide attempts so... there’s that.

You bailed way too soon. It gained momentum and by the end it was some of his best material honestly.

How does this have anything to do with Louis? This is not the first time SNL writers have ripped their sketches:

Oh holy mother of all that is great and... holy. THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS.

Cheese? Yogurt? Ice. Fucking. Cream.

That’ll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!

The second story... Was my childhood. I’m the youngest of 6 girls and that fucker always managed to run away faster than my dad could catch him. Probably for the best or my dad would have been in jail for life I’m guessing. The worst is after my dad suddenly died my mom had to deal with that shit herself. I was so…

Tom cruise does have several children though. He and Nicole adopted two children during their marriage.

We put our girl down in January. She was my whole life. I cannot say enough what she meant to me except to say that I can barely call her a dog as I feel like it is an injustice to her spirit. Call me crazy but she was an angel to me. She went blind a year and a half before but was still enjoying life; loved food,…

I agree. I saw her in Vegas in June and she was actually fantastic. But that is her wheelhouse now. She is comfortable there and it is predictable for her, and I believe that is what she needs now to perform well. I had higher hopes for the VMAs but ultimately I was not shocked at her performance. I’m glad she danced…

You’re not sure because it’s NOT and you are a SENSIBLE AND DECENT PERSON.

OMG YES. You’re absolutely right, and now I’m convinced she’s fucking brilliant.

Yes. That got me too.

Right?

“And if the elevator tries to bring you down

It’s true. He was so fit and attractive that he defied any idea of aging.

Yeah he sucks. Why doesn’t someone take is damn license away?

Yeah and a good physician would know how irresponsible and unethical it is to make a sweeping statement like that.

Those were my thoughts exactly as I was going to bed last night. I hoped I’d wake up and it would be some sort of mistake. FUCK.