Eh. I dunno. I find him attractive. I can’t explain it, I just do.

What?

I sometimes wonder if he has high functioning autism? Or maybe I give him too much credit and he’s just a narcissist.

I have an expression for that: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

This song is the worst. Remember when Jez was filled with Lana Del Rey birthers? Where’d all the haterade go, guys? I’m lonely.

Chris Hemsworth? JUST TELL US!

Aaron Paul? Although his wife has become sorta famous. Like #instafamous or something.

Eddie Redmayne? Totally random guess but worth a try! They just seem so sweet together.

$1200 ring? Well therein lies your first lesson of marriage I guess! Girl melt that shit down and make yourself somethin’ pretty!

Ooooooooo-weeee!

What Dan Savage calls, “the price of admission.” We definitely do that. We’re very respectful when we argue. Sometimes there are bigger forces at play (your physical surroundings, social life, family, etc.) that complicate things. But I like to think we are doing pretty good 15 years in!

You know what they say about big knuckles...

Oh I like this! Plus, more jewellery for me! :D

Hire a very good lawyer, hire an even better writer, pen an expose, and get paid $$$$ and finally leave his sorry ass.

You could do a tattoo like Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee!

HE DOESN’T????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, it’s a number of things. Safety, size, comfort. But he makes a point of wearing the man-bracelets I sell and that kinda means more to me. :)

I love hearing of stories like yours. It gives me hope. Not that we are separated or anything, but all marriages have ups and downs and I’m terrified of divorce. I would like to think that there are chances to save the marriage even at that stage.

His knuckle is HUGE. :P