Really? I’m GOOOOOOOD.

They’re not divorced yet, so, maybe out of respect for that? I dunno. The bigger question is, why does my married husband NOT wear his wedding ring?

Really? Have you noticed there are three other incredible comediennes?

strapless is so basic. I had a basque-waist high halter-neckline dress when I got married 15 years ago. If I was married today I’d choose a boat neck lace bodice with 3/4 length sleeves, a gorgeous wide belt, and a blush skirt. *sigh* what is it about wedding dresses? I love Nicky’s though.

All I gots to say about this is that these photos make me feel pretty good ‘bout myself.

Posh and Becks are doing good too. Like, who would’ve thought? Also, Hugh Jackman and his wife (can’t remember her name), and Steve Carrell and Nancy.

Can’t be 13 years. She was married before me.

YES. Iman and David Bowie have been married for ages! Also, Sting and Trudie Styler.

Maggie Gyllenhaal? Has only been married like 6 years...?

Well, it’s all bullshit, if you ask me. Every relationship will run its inevitable “honeymoon stage” course, and then you are left with a choice. Do I choose this person as my stable partner and teammate, or do I start the whole charade again with someone new until that spark burns out too. Because love does change…

Not just black *comics*. What a fucking self-aggrandizing, condescending, self-righteous piece of garbage:

No kidding. I went and got what she has right now (teal). Alas, I am still not her.

That... might be even more tragic. I can’t even contemplate divorce, let alone public divorce, let alone public divorce with scavenger paparazzi, let alone “working something out” with the paps so you have some semblance of control over the whole matter. Ugh. Just ugh.

I knowwwwwwwww.

I feel you. You know which ones do that for me?

Whoopi took the blue pill.

Of course he did. O.J. too. People seem to have no issue pointing fingers of blame at him.

Oh, god thank you for saying that cuz me too for a hot second. And then I felt both sad AND guilty. :/

This struck me so sad and she so looks like Kim Walker who also died terribly young.

omg yoga bodies on guys doe. But srsly, my butt thanks you but no. My butt has high self-awareness. But also solid self-esteem. My butt understands its purposes and vanity is not one. :)