Oops double post.

I don't even know who I envy more. She gets to have sex with HIM. He gets to have sex with HER. And I get to read about it on the internet, in the middle of the day, in my pajamas.

TEN!!!!

So much, and in so many ways.

Why does everything about the Zac Efron story make me feel so breathless and sweaty? I feel like the kid keeps a relatively low profile for a pretty well-known and a-list (I think?) celebrity, and somehow, knowing that he has this whole sexytimes life going on under the radar is just HOT.

"worth as a human being"

No! I don't! But now I'm thirsty for some 20 year old gossip!

Good link! Thanks! Look forward to reading later in Pocket. That front pic of her is probably the most beautiful picture I've ever seen of her. I'm not a fan, and at times I don't even care for her at all because her activist work can be so misguided, but I'd be lying if I said she didn't always intrigue me somehow.

She's still hot.

What is this from? It reminds me of the Firestarter promo pic from the 80s.

I wishi had lizards in my backyard. 😣

It's like Wipeout, only with smarter and more agile contestants!

"Oops I meant one! week!"

I thought it was obvious sarcasm. Pie/cake/cookies/trifle/don't care what it is long as it's dessert.

That wedding sounds terrible. NEVER DEPRIVE PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT OF CAKE.

The court threw out the injunction and rewarded her $3,397.

Especially if you're the tuna.

Robin Thicke on winning back Paula Patton: "I have no idea what I'm doing."

Chrrrrist. That sucks. So how did it turn out for you?

That's pretty articulate for a drunk. 😉