Haha. I literally *just* ate two Starbursts. Which have been in my cupboard since Hallowe'en.

I actually love this color and color combo. I think it's the shape of the dress that isn't working.

Never better. Atta girl.

This whole look, including hair, is very reminiscent of THE GREEN DRESS.

The less makeup this woman wears, the more stunning she is. Damn her. :P

Do you think he even knows what he's doing there? I feel like he'd hold whatever sign someone gave him in order to be included at this point.

OH FUCK OFF BLAKE LIVELY. Stop being so damn perfect.

GO HOME PARIS.

Man. You gotta know your body is tight to wear something like this.

Her body, her fucking choice... JEZEBEL.

WHOA... that was a SITCOM??

Believe it or not, you can show compassion AND provide a consequence at the same time. AND it's actually really effective.

I'm a psychologist for schools. I don't have kids nor do I plan to, but I sure as hell would prefer that people who cannot have compassion for a badly behaved child do not have kids of their own.

Great. Thanks for the armchair diagnosis. Those are always helpful.

Do not have children.

Because he's fucking FIVE and has already learned this sentence somehow?

Geez, hope you didn't pull something reaching that far.

Or Edna Watson or Eliza Watson or Eve Watson or Eileen Watson??

My day revolves around cheeses.

NO ONE SHOULD EVER PAY FOR A CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!