And just like modern BMWs, they are stuck in the shop with broken sensors that are waiting to be fixed by the manufacturer after being forced to admit they fucked up.

Based on people I’ve known, I’d say the ultimate dad car is some generic, old, beat-up, barely-running rustbucket. The money that they could have put toward a nicer car instead went to nice things for the family, at least until they knew how big the family was going to be and had a good amount of money stashed away…

I was too busy snorting old bay, what were we talking about?

So it’s still got a quarter tank left from the original fill-up?

The Overcompensator Edition

Rich gated community around my parts, every S-AMG purchased is some old lady who barely touches the throttle.  They just buy the high end, makes sense, charge then $75k more to buy the higher-end Maybach.

It’s newsworthy when a major OEM dumps a population of a small city out in the street?

Regarding rear-end styling: No problem for Ferrari whatsoever. They’re going to have plenty of opportunity to study the rear end of this vehicle.

Not a tool. An appliance like a fridge, stove, washer and dryer. Like the good vibrator she needs because her little penis husband is too busy rollin coal from his F-350 Super Duty quad cab bro dozer.

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

Arrivederci everyone. Thank you for the comments, COTDs and everything else. It’s been a blast posting as the man himself

I’ve seen the panel gaps on those Teslas. Think I’ll pass on that submarine.

David Tracy is now going to have dreams about this where whispery voices tell him to build a swampy woods in his back yard so that the rusty car parts will come out of the ground.

Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy
Shake the boogie said up jump the boogie

Monivetti Motors: Add mass and complexity!

a return to domestic quality levels of the ‘70s and ‘80s.

For reference, the Malibu with the 2.0L turbo has a higher top speed, and costs half as much.

Well it’s white, so it will obviously generate far more income than it’s worth.

I think the Chevy Express van may be the oldest platform on the market..

The GMT-610 thinks that dodge is just starting to hot it’s stride.