Because those were all described as long term relationships, and this story was a person they saw once or twice a month. That's not a relationship, thats a person you screw from time to time.

N0. She couldn't have easily walked out. They were sitting in a booth with her on the inside and when she tried to get up to go to the bathroom they wouldn't let her. Physically imprisoning someone like that is never okay.

That's not how punctuation works. Give your space bar a break.

This happened in 2000, and typing it all out last night wasn't a bad experience until I reached that part. Just thinking about it makes my stomach feel simultaneously hollow and nauseous.

He never apologized for having his them around our child, and he has never understood why that enraged me more than his cheating.…

Oh relax. Do you need some burn ointment?

"to fulfill its primal biological destiny." - how I will be referring to my bathroom trips UTFN.

We do tolerate it. She got yelled at, not jailed. She has to tolerate our criticisms too, because that whole free society thing works both ways.

This is a dude's fantasy and not a real story.

...You ganged up on her, idly watched while she silently cried in a restaurant, trapped her in the booth and refused to let her leave or use the restroom, and painted the word "bitch" on her car? You all sound like sociopaths. Did you not notice how all the "revenge" parts of the cheating stories here don't involve…

I was dating this guy who was dating another girl we both knew (although I didn't know that at the time, natch.) Well, the night before I was going to fly out to visit my dad, he was staying over because he was driving me to the airport. We're both about to fall asleep when ring!ring! the phone! Guess who it was?

She tried to excuse herself to go to the bathroom, to which Dave replied "We'll have the waitress bring a mop."

oh Jesus.

Sorry ladies. I win this one.

We had just bought a house, had a baby, and gotten engaged. We weren't following the traditional sequence, but we were okay with that. Our daughter was almost six months old, and I was working 10 hours a day as a waitress while he looked for work after getting out of the Army.

One week, his mother came to visit,…

I had been seeing this guy for a few months. On our last date, I mentioned that my birthday was the next weekend. (Not in a big "I expect a surprise party AND a diamond ring way. Just as a FYI.) Dude immediately gets all excited and says that he HAS to take me out for my birthday. He starts working out the details,…

My (now Ex) Husband and I had been married all of 9 months when I found out he was cheating on me. To make a long ass story shorter:

I may take the cake for cheating stories. Let me set the scene. When my son was born, my husband had been acting strange, but I chalked it up to pre-baby jitters. After 2 days of labor and a health baby, I was exhausted. We went to sleep the first night and I woke up to my husband texting. I asked who he was talking…

I feel like mine's pretty standard, but I want to share anyway. :-P

I wasn't exactly cheated ON, per se... but I had been seeing this older guy for a few months. I understood and was fine with the fact that we were certainly not an exclusive couple, and I just didn't really ask much about his other goings-on. We hung out (boned) at his house during the day a bunch. One day I was…