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“I’m wearing khakis”

Holy crap! That brings it to 3 of these. Obvious joke is good and obvious. 

I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

I ain’t fraid of no Pika

I just need to get this baby across the country. 

Nintendo M.A.L.C.

Oops. Someone left their Pumpkin Spice Latte in the shot... 

You say you don’t give a fuck but you just posted 3 replies over a 12 minute span to a single person who provided one comment with some examples for why the lady might not be at fault for her situation. Seems to me that you’re whole “I’m a baddass who doesn’t care” persona is a big fat lie and you’re actually just…

Los Claptrap kick you @$$, Los Claptrap kick your face, Los Claptrap kick your Balls into Outer space!

Darn it!  That’s the idea I had!  Well done!

Claptrap 5 is alive!

Isn’t that what Aziz Ansari did immediately following the article that tanked him - it was said he reached back out to the woman and apologized personally and profusely - and yet... he’s still not forgiven?

SNEAK KING!!!