These will be harder to find than PS5’s!

How the f#ck did they get a PS5?!

Articles like this hurt my brain. Not because of the XBox vs PS5 debate, but because who has time to play that many games?! Holy smokes. Even working for a game site. How are there enough hours in a day to be bouncing all over even though multiple consoles and generations of games? Do you eat or sleep? Do you only…

Stupid me. I thought it was:

Oh, and get the most expensive Yamaha acoustic you can afford. Unless you’re going for a Taylor, Martin or Larrivee, Yamaha is the best bang for your buck under $700. 

Oh, and get the most expensive Yamaha acoustic you can afford. Unless you’re going for a Taylor, Martin or Larrivee,…

Start acoustic. You can pick it up anyplace anytime and take it anywhere. It’s a great sound to start with, and you won’t have effects to mask all the bad habits 😉. Plus, it’s harder to push the strings down, so you’ll build callouses and get stronger fingers faster. It makes electric feel so much quicker and easier…

Start acoustic. You can pick it up anyplace anytime and take it anywhere. It’s a great sound to start with, and you…

Fear and Loathing in the Green Hill Zone

The one who knocks...

They give it a subtle tweak in a few decades. 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

How is nobody talking about, “It’ll make a great fart noise”?

“I’m wearing khakis”

Do you travel 100,000 miles / year or more? No? Then don’t ask...

If I’ve spent over 24 hours on various airplanes to make my way around the world and back again, damn right I’m going to stand up the second I’m legally allowed to. My body is freakin’ done sitting.

I ain’t fraid of no Pika

I just need to get this baby across the country. 

Nintendo M.A.L.C.

Oops. Someone left their Pumpkin Spice Latte in the shot... 

I told my high school math teacher I had no use for this crap in the real world... yet here we are.

Some people measure their life’s worth in # of replies. Many reside under bridges and ask for money or riddles to cross... 

“I give zero fucks”... haha seems like you might though...