As someone else in the pending replies stated, American (i.e REAL) football is 30 minutes. Each quarter is 15 minutes long on the clock. Closer to 45 minutes per quarter with commercial breaks, time outs, replay time outs, injury time outs, etc.

I was in the same boat. I tried several but Copy Me That did the best job as far as compatibility.

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

Bullshit. Macklemore isn’t famous because he’s white, Macklemore is famous because his producer (Ryan Lewis) is fantastic. I don’t care who you are, if you can’t shake your ass to Thrift Shop, Ceiling Can’t Hold Us, etc. then you might as well be dead.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

Hey, guess what?

Brooklyn hockey was a good idea in theory, it just doesn’t work in practice.

There’s a world of difference between reading a good book by an author who happens to be a woman of color, telling people about that book and recommending it to others; and publicly proclaiming your intention to avoid books by straight white men to score enlightenment points.

Talk about the books those women wrote. What you enjoyed about them. What you disliked about them. Recommend their books to other people. Start book clubs that feature them.

What if it’s a lumberjack funeral. They die too, you know. If a tree falls in the woods and kills a lumberjack, will your list fall on deaf ears? You know nothing of the plight of the mourning lumberjack.

I haven’t worked security in a long time, but the one thing you didn’t do was get involved with what was happening outside your venue.

Particularly getting involved in a he said/she said argument.

I’m truly sorry this lady had a shit night involving some apparent assholes. But sacking people for not being chivalrous…

“NO ONE deserves to be abused and the fact that three grown men watched a woman get punched in the face and refused to help her is reason for me to believe that they aren’t looking out for you and they absolutely WILL NOT protect you if you go there.”

Her own version of the events is poking holes in the story she posted on Tumblr. She and a friend were in a fight with a couple, she maced them, and then got indignant when the bar they happened to be in front of wanted nothing to do with their noise? It seems like she has a massive chip on her shoulder, what with…

in all seriousness, with multiple people, I vote to lay down in a circle with each person’s head on the next person’s butt. Cusion the cranium.

All these things and the comments are why I only run if I’m being chased by grizzly bears.

“We’ve been calling for them to send him to Double-A all year”

The picture is a little blurry so it was nice of them to blow it up.

That’s the thing. I said this on Gawker, but if anyone associated with the school had thought, for even one second, that it was a bomb, the reaction would have be massively different. The school would have been evacuated. The bomb squad would have been called. The teacher wouldn’t have put the “bomb” in her fucking…

I don’t believe the school overreacted. I believe they under reacted. If the teacher had left the clock in the classroom and the administration had immediately evacuated the school and called for the bomb squad, I’d have no problem with this story. However, since they DIDN’T take these steps, I can only conclude that…