Yes, erm, how would I put this.

OBI WAN SPOILER ALERT: He didnt win that lightsaber fight.

Oh to have fame, money, influence, a Scottish accent and be in the same room as Jennifer Connely while able to leverage all of it. Shine on Ewan you glorious bastard.

*anything's agent calls and screams at him to make puns that Millenials will understand*

Vanilla Ice Under Pressure you say?

You really dont wanna know whats in the guy you dont like ice cream. He doesn't like you either.

Respect herself.

That's my executive assistant and Bum-Box (in the musical sense, not the British sense) Tony, sorry about the noises he confused a bottle of viagra with a Pez dispenser and then accidentally drank a handle of Jack Daniels, it could happen to anyone.

Someone is fishing for a force choke.

He was the only one with a hall pass to leave the galaxy that day.

*pauses Sex and the City*

Maybe you would have been better off applying to a school that didnt understand the mathematics of scale.

now he'l go to triiiiiiiiiallllll da da da da dadada

Well now he has 3 hits. Because I got High, the time he hit this chick and the time she hit the floor.

*Bob Iger is woken by a stranger in his office demanding Depp be released*

My wife learned long ago that Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman Alison Brie and above all Scarlet Johannson are my no question would bang regardless of consequences ultra crushes.

Id pay good money to see him cast as Wonder Woman.

Isnt that just Domo Kun?

Dude I dont care where it is I dont understand is the "Will you horny drunk women in the dark movie theater screening the BDSM movie PLEASE shut up" mindset. I mean christ, you have 9/10ths the plot of every porno for the picking and you managed to get beat senseless rather than beat off, its mystifying.

Wouldn't change a thing. Thats the bitch of addiction, mentally you justify it because you justify it physically because you justify it mentally because.. and the gymnastics continue. It doesn't matter how quick or slow the shit kills you once it has its claws in because all you care about is not fighting the…