Hulk Hogan guest appearance?

You know whats good after a long day's work? *drags off of a full flavor Marlboro tobacco cigarette, enjoying the full earthy taste and rich aroma*

And have more than enough pee for all of your pee-less couches, chairs, clothes hampers, carpets, pillows and any other non litter-box location that you feel is not covered in enough urine. Also, they regularly help you out by exposing the frame of your furniture through all of that pesky cloth and insulation.

Rip Catnip Semeow Hoff….meow… FUCK

They will, I base this on more than a feline.

Fisting, its Boxing for pussies!

Carl Weathers finds a new low for his desperation.

Because Robocop killed Superman years ago stupid.

Translation: "I watch a ton of crappy movies and skip good ones when they come out and thought the internet should know"

I've never seen John Boehner and Bunnicula in the same room, have you? Im just asking questions here people.

I knew I was going to be facing this Tempest of ridicule but I felt Frogger and I leapt.

Look I know you guys are attacking this joust because its a video game adaptation, and while im not usually a Defender of that kind of media I have to say that on this Im going to separate off from the Pack, Man. I know this thread is going to be a Battle Zone but I see potential, and while some Top Gun poster is…

Welcome to AVClub, I love you

*stoically shakes head at thread, goes back to curing stupid at the smart people factory*

Just got back from the track, definitely not psychic. Sharculese you ruined my life Ill kill you!

Oh my god how did I know to ask that I'm psychic HOLY FUCK THIS IS INCREDIBLE

I have a moral objection to back leather anyway, its the processed lunch meat of leather.

Maybe its his Big Beautiful Cranium, All I hear about is women talking about his BBC they just cant get enough of it.

Reportedly Fox was going to cancel the show until facing Terry Crews directly, after a single menacing look the show was renewed in perpetuity and the network has changed its name to "Nerdlingers".

If you dig FF the entire game is basically a love letter to the series. Without getting to spoilery theres an entire endgame raid built around monsters and bosses from Final Fantasy 3 (most of the dungeon content of the game is referencing prior entries, subtly or overtly). Hell, the Gold Saucer thats coming in is…