truly it was a civilized age

Magneo.

windows hasn't run over dos since XP. 7/8/10 have a command shell built in that recognizes dos based commands but that is an emulated environment.

Rolling Stones fan eh?

Oh darling, red? This time of year? Ha!

Like in Jurassic Park?

Same here, I dont know why, no lifestyle changes. I just have dinner, maybe watch a bit of tv, pray to the multi faced god who lives in my closet for the sweet release of death, admire my expansive collection of mummified bats, have a glass of warm water and lay down in my rusty medieval torture dungeon.

I would shoot him with a silver bullet but in todays market who can afford it and whats with the howling and the scratching oi vey just come inside before you catch a cold.

neither of these things is real

You're everyone's biggest customer fatass.

Ive been tossing around some experimental tree jokes, cant seem to make them come together though. Something along the lines of yada yada yada fast and the furious, yada yada enviromental responsibility, yada yada high speed tree hugger. Ill work on it and have my people get with your people.

Ok, so for future refrence, next time you make this joke and say "on foot" remember his name is paul WALKER. Lets tune this joke up.

That joke is pretty obvious, you should branch out.

if seinfel haed new episodes kramar wud yell @blackpeople

We dont talk about creepy uncle Robert.

I've been cumbersnoched! Cumber botched.. slumber notch… flubberscotch.. shit how do you spell it

Making the internet angry is Charlie work now.

she can be played by Alison Brie! In a gogo skirt.. and so chipper…umm Ill be in my bunk

The sticker was, ironically, on the back of a convertible.

everyone has a big but