Didnt you see the trailer, its right there, "Cult classic". Who are you to argue with a trailer?!

or why his mom was always yelling to use the back door when he came in.

Cype-mon Cowell speaks, Its Dreadful!

Iiiiiiiiiive got a lov-er-ly bunch of corpsesiwanttotakecareof

No he isnt, thats stupid. Tons of modern movies have plenty of substance, with the rise of alternate distribution the signal to noise ratio is a bit out of whack but at the same time I have a massive catalog of instant stream arthouse flicks connected to any device that has a screen and internet making the movies with…

The internet was just trying to paint this happy little robot next to this happy little tree, why are you so judgmental of all of Internets hobbies? Maybe internet doesn't want to grow up to be a coal miner like you, maybe internet wants to go to the city.

Xena belongs to Bruce Campbell and you damn well know it.

I wouldn't say I'm missing them Bob.

did you ever consider that maybe it worked fine and that dad was just trying to get you outside so he could nail mom a few times?

If it has the entire run of Ren and Stimpy and Pete and Pete with a side of Salute your shorts… well that may be worth a look for a month or two

That's the same alternate reality with the stupid Rick who gets along with Jerry right?

He who smelt it dealt it rules

*Watches fancy swordplay supercut, nonchalantly pulls out gun and shoots it*

Excuse me, but the obvious pun was : "KNIFE to meet you!"

They keep them in a room with a sign on it that says "PG's Mom"

Only doable if you had a power glove, its so bad.

I was once attacked by a delicious chimichanga.

Dennis Reynolds: One, please.
Crack Dealer: One what?
Dennis Reynolds: One… rock of crack. Is that going to be enough?
Dee Reynolds: How much would you recommend for a first time user?
Crack Dealer: I'll make you a deal. Two-for-one special.
Dennis Reynolds, Dee Reynolds: Ok, how much?
Crack Dealer: 200 dollars?
Dennis…

thats what she said but context is everything.

I imagine he could afford one of those Scarface piles and just go facedown in it until he is happy forever. I mean, the dude has lived 71 rough years, seems the humane way to end things.