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You forgot to say "away" again

Have we met?

WHO TOLD YOU

It is linked that way because that is the only reason you even know he exists in the first place. Say tomorrow you got caught blowing horses and it made the national news, its only rational that you would be "Noted Horseblower Golden Sours", not "Once part time manager of a retail keychain outlet in high school and

You could twist anything to fit that mold. I have listened to all the Dan Carlin WW1 podcasts in absolute fascination, does that mean that the deaths of millions of people during world war one are being turned into "entertainment"? Is it only ethical if it is boring?

—Luke Blueskywalker

The bartender who got fat tip just for cleaning up a bug corpse.

I think you mean Michael Fassbender.

John Cho! Wait.. no.. Kal Penn!

Yeah bitch, Kessel run!

Haha, cold blooded. Seriously though, everyone has seen her bearded dragon, the girl needs higher standards.

You aint Lion! Wait no, um FISHING for sympathy? Shit no thats not it either, damnit Iguana just shut up now.

And to top it all off I lost my tiny violin, so youre just going to have to settle for me doing this *pinches at air*

I wouldn't agree with prison, but I do believe that script kiddies should be punched in the junk once a day for a year for each hour of downtime caused.

Well thats what you get for letting the hookers keep your card on file, you gotta play coy with the money so they have to pretend you're people.

This joke is just cover for the fact that Kim's Black Hole actually contains the terrible secret of space and is guarded by a horde of Martian Arachnids.

I want my two dollars!

I use this little poem to tell who is who:

Question, why the fuck are they kissing Sharpton's ass? The black guy they insulted happens to be somewhat of an influential person if you will, maybe they could actually apologize to the guy they insulted instead of the self appointed king of the community?