comes on weak but the aftertaste lingers for an eternity.

"Damerell also says Cosby’s doctorate was bestowed on him by a committee whose sole “dissertation” took place during a “sumptuous meal” for all the board members"

I never claimed that it was some mastermind "this will happen they will go here and attack this" scheme. Their goal was to provoke an expensive and ineffective response that had a high enough civilian body count to give their cause more followers. And it worked, we killed over 100,000 innocent bystanders in a region…

Strike Two was actually releasing the Red Dawn remake.

ok, so rather than give you a long and boring lecture on the history of Osama Bin Laden and the actions of Al Qaeda ill just go ahead and say that getting the U.S. to waste billions of dollars deploying troops to Afghanistan of all places where they could be killed with IEDs that cost just a few dollars and could just…

"The terrorist? He wore.. he wore a turban. and he spoke spanish, and he was eating egg rolls and he drove a yugo.."

*shoves arm elbow deep into doll's anus*

…..What… what was your impression that their cause was?

Yeah we totally would have fucked over our constitutional privileges with the overbearing patriot act completely independent of the unrelated events in NYC. Also, we totally would have wasted billions of dollars on the TSA (The what now? Huh why did we make that department?) telling us how many ounces of liquid are…

Haha yeah man what bitch is worried about the flu. Oh wait, sorry someone is calling. Yes, yes this is 2014. Oh hello 1918, how are you? What.. WHAT?! FORTY MILLION DEAD?! HOLY SHIT!

I think the only thing you need to take home from this is "Terrorism Works".

I mean seriously like did you think that if a podcast thought he was innocent he would just magically be pardoned from prison in real time or something? I.. EXPLAIN YOUR BRAIN TO ME THIS IS SO.. what?!

Were you under the impression this was recorded 5 years ago? I mean… what… how could you think this would be relevant? I mean.. what?

And completely fictional, hA hA, what is your name friend

I'm unsettled, I had no idea being a mother was so hard.

Not a speck of humor is showing, So the boredom must be growing… Are the fires of AVClub a-glowing? Is the grisly commentor mowing? Yes! The boredom must be growing! 'Cause the posters keep on posting!

People were disappointed with the ending. Simply fixing the cable is a cheap conclusion.

Because the registry people think Ferris is a righteous dude.

I love this concept of an older time traveling Hanz Moleman trying to save himself from the football only to find that his attempts get derailed every time. Like this episode of the twilight zone: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"Man gets hit in groin with football" was absolutely artful.