This is a very complicated list, Ganews. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

*awkward silence*

This is not the first time Madonna leaked.

I think you mean "Leather Daddy?"

I love how he claims that the last incident was ages ago, twenty whole years, the same amount of time that separated his first and third sexual assault. So I guess stay away from this man's penis because he's due.

Remember their late fee structure? They have to be humiliated for eternity.

I think you have confused my bemused assessment of stupidity for anger. You poor thing :(

The Joke Awakens

Puppetmaster Troll responses only work if the thing you said wasn't dumb to begin with.

The Quicksilver and Groot scenes both bring something that is sorely missed in superhero movies: Levity. That's the difference between say Iron Man and the Amazing spider man reboot 300 or whatever they are on now. Tony Stark is a depressive egomanical drunk but he at least understands the absurdity of the fact that…

no, you are just completely blithely unaware of how bad your analogy is and who represents what in it. Consider for a moment that you are too dumb to understand what you have done because from an outside observer its painfully obvious, if you have any ability for introspection whatsoever go ahead and read what you…

Yes really. You compared a companies well known apathy to network security, something that there are entire fields dedicated to and well enforced best practices, to a man getting mugged.

Creepier? People were whacking it to cartoon ponies from a show very much aimed at small girls before frozen came out, and that's just recent creep. Let me introduce you to the world of 9000 year old soul in 8 year old body anime *shudder* Creeps gonna creep regardless of marketing.

If there was a trophy for so completely missing the point and substituting a strawman you would have won it, forgotten it at home, gotten drunk, fallen asleep at the wheel, careened off off a cliff done a sick barrel roll over a dog barking up the wrong tree and smashed into a derailed train.

Superheros are faaaarrrr more fucked up though. At least a villain has the motivation of a mountain of money or his own private planet or something, a superhero is usually doing what he does because of damaging traumatic events in their past that permanently scarred them.

This is a huge point. The reason we as a species have a sense of pain is for our own preservation. Things that hurt are learning experiences, the combination of Target facing now massive liability to banks for their hack recently and Sony Pictures getting absolutely destroyed with the contents of theirs are good…

yeah, tiny, miniscule, completely unsatisfying. The world of course. Not to mention limp, powerless and possessing an odor that is both offensive and bitter.

"baterías no incluidas" was a god damn masterpiece.

Back a truck of money up in front of Neill Blomkamp's apartment / house / mansion / cave. Kirk in Mech scene will be guaranteed and awesome.

What he understands and what he does are two different things. He's a lawyer not a community leader, companies shove money in his butt and he dances in front of a judge.