Id rather they spend $300m on my new Fraggle Rock script. Its pretty counter culture.

You don't scare me nihilist.

I was gonna say that this looks a bit boring but you know what its probably the most exciting thing a 106 year old man has ever produced, so kudos for him staying active in the scene.

Obviously he's dressed up as your mom.

I missed my calling

Or degloving. Go ahead, image search that, see what happens*.

You sound so angry that you have to pay for both, but aggression is pretty normal when you're riddled with syphilis.

I penned this script actually. Its called "Head of the Family", its basically about an alcoholic abusive father played by the Deer Head. Critics have called it inspirational, I'm pretty modest though so I would only call it really really good.

Obviously the new host of the show only watched by people restlessly sleeping on their couch in the living room.

Michael Winslow

The bears damn well know they broke that treaty when they attacked the president.

"We encourage Mr. Wahlberg to reapply after he has more valuable experience senselessly beating minorities"

This is why the old lady in the happening thought that Mark was gonna murder her. Shyamalan was trying to warn us!

I just got "Transparent".. holy shit I am the slowest stupidest..

haters gonna hate, that incredibly confused section at 0:40 is awesome.

He has talked about how he writes these books on an early 90's DOS computer.

Yeah I like dogs.

The Nurse from Animaniacs harmed my young innocence

Does this guy know how to party or what?!

Of course they can. Hell, making up awful band names is the best!