Ballet lives at that wonderful junction between high society and camel toe lovers. I have never understood any man who does not want to visit the Ballet.

Family Circus can be made to be awesome, just add Scott!

*Plays Pun back at half speed with a Talkboy*

This was as entertaining as a Ziggy comic.

I think this is a geology joke but it looks more like a stroke, you had better silt down.

*cracks fists*

Im fingering as many dykes as I can nothing is happening!

You really want Bay? The dude has some interesting ideas on what a comic relief character is.

Dat Kellogs commercial.. Birds flap their WINGS god damnit, thats a gimme, They do not pick up things with their wings and fly with their talons. Seriously, this is some horseshit, someone needs to answer for that, have you even SEEN a bird Kellog? Answer me you corn peddling breakfast pushing bastard.

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Stupid Sexy Elsa

I made a list too, in no particular order

That Heartburn promo music, the 80's were the decade of Casio demo tracks

Haven't heard that one.

Artist rendering of you in chair:

Its a coined phrase at this point, not a declaration. Kinda like how limeys demand god save their old woman government figurehead. Its tradition not literal truth.

How well would you be able to contain yourself if you were watching the leader of the free world completely nail a bit live?

Settle down Rabbi you're making a scene.

Look I could pretend all day that I dont want a new Star War, but lets just be honest here. I love you baby, come home, oh, oh hahah yeah you know how to do that dirty little thing with your droids. Lets never fight again, we can just pretend the prequels didnt happen it can work for us.

Youre the reason the "In no particular order" addendum exists. You, its your fault.