Its "Ask me anything" not "Ill respond honestly to your questions".

Im all for living healthy but organic cum seems extravagant. No Growth hormone? No Pesticides? Not worth it.

They should have him Cameo as Chevy Chase, not as his character, so that everyone can comment on Chevy Chase the person being an assface.

*Woody Allen gets hit in groin by football*

Got a thing for slam whales eh pervy?

"not really, once its freed it has to go somewhere we cant just have pussies running ramshod around the city *Pats humane animal trap* Trust me, im a professional"

Would you say that this is a Continuumination?*

God Damn that's the best/worst
http://youtu.be/olHEykVL9t4…

Fortunately for grumpy cats everywhere you only use them in theory.

And would her name also be Tardar Sauce because that seems even more inappropriate. You know, like the inappropriate hugs she would give.

The isn't a number.

I feel like this is topical

This, except its literally Brian Cranston and giant Brian Cranston orders Godzilla to stay out of his territory. After that its basically just footage from the arcade version of Primal Rage.

Honestly that sounds like someone else's problem I come out of that just fine.

Well if they want a happy ending they can always watch Benjamin Button I suppose, someone to grow old with.

Boyhood made me realize how much I'm going to age over the next Decade and gave me an existential crisis. Then I took a nap and now Im never going to die.

Stupid like a fox, these digital downloads are going to be worth a mint after the war! Ah AH AHA AHAHAAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHA AHA AAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHH IN THE TREES IN THE TREES

I told them there was a rational explanation but nooo its always "Sir put your pants on, Sir you're making a scene, Sir we have to stop the bleeding," Blah blah blah no one LISTENS any more.

I liked music when it was just an apelike man slamming his pelvis against his mates butt rhythmically. Its just so mainstream now.

*Lucas leans back from computer a wide smile on his face* "Like Poetry" He mutters as he unbuttons his pants