We, uh, we fixed the *glitch* so it'll just work itself out naturally.

Lets not be mad, lets all come together and touch butts.

70/30 Lorde or Bono.

R-e-s-p-e-c-t-r-e, that is what Bond means to me

Chuck Norris has been a bitch longer than 8 years. I never got that whole joke train, the dude is a whiny limpnoodle. Substitute in Bruce Lee and they make much more sense.

It ran all of one episode out of the entire first season run in 2013, obviously an exception can be made. Dont make me call the meeseeks to make this happen.

Pff, a Vienna sausage maybe.

If Rick and Morty isnt the best TV show of the year I will be very disappointed in all of you.

Are Orgys not normally awkward anyway? I mean, there are ballsacks everywhere, how do you converse in an environment like that?

you say that like anyone in the history of the internet has ever been able not to click a link directly in front of their face.

The final season of the office, now with a visual aid!
http://s.mlkshk-cdn.com/r/TA5E

I blame the scratch and sniff sticker companies for building bad habits into my juvenile mind.

It makes perfect sense that a racist old coot like Murdoch would think that the world is divided into White and Black people. Like, basically anyone that isn't what he would consider Black is bumped up to honorary White. Next up will be his tweets on how a turban turns a white guy into "That kind" of white guy.

Counterpoint: one robot beat up an alien godzilla using a container ship as a bludgeon.

3 minutes editing wikipedia and I can objectively change reality. In 10 minutes Kirk Douglas will be the official government of Paraguay.

What, do I have plenty of hair in my ears? This room is cold, turn down the volume. Have you seen my wife, she went out to the automat hours ago, quit stealing my jewelry!

*crowd goes silent leaving Muwarr90 to face punishment*

People eh? More like Purple. In the face.. with embarrassment.. because of this thing they did. The obit thing, from the article, the one above here. That way ^^^

You kidding? That movie had like 50 happy endings.

I dont actually know who he is, did he discover Curly's Gold?