Only for the excuse to bang starlets, the blow and money were just part of the process.

Chilling effect? I cant download a movie theater, if there's a crazy big budget movie I want to see in a theater I go. The thing that is "chilling" big budget releases is that they suck, and then take that suck and distribute it over 3+ movies in more and more tenuous pt1 pt2 pt infinity breakdowns.

you are just begging for a freak splash-back accident.

Dada chum… dada chee?? DadA CHEE??

I assure you he is a robot. I also assure you that I am not, I am a meatbag just like you and have no sinister plans. Now please, may I borrow all the blood in your body for a *click* CHARITY.

thats what she said?

They had scrooge the cat for a Christmas special. I mean that is a motherfucking ball on a t for babbys first holiday special and… and they made this instead. Shoot all of them, give all the contracts to me.

Sorry there's none left for you. Wait for it, you'll get it.. wait for it…

You're a genius! Im gonna talk to my rapid prototype guys immediately to make a buttplug variant. Gonna call em Beans, "This magical fruit will make you toot your favorite hits!"

Technically the window for life to even be viable in the universe is pretty recent comparative to the age of the universe itself. While civilizations could have risen, shot out some radio and fallen millions of years ago odds of that happening significantly decrease around 5 billion years ago. 5 billion years from…

*frog laughs at fart joke*

We wont its obviously quite CAThartic for you.

Music exists in its time. Most people here are not only hearing this music through the filter of its original dated cultural influence but the fact that they have already heard these songs sometimes hundreds of times. Time + Annyoance = hatred.

While DMB was supposed to be before my time (graduated HS early 2000's) I grew up in Colorado and DMB loved to troll Red Rocks which kept them relevant locally much longer than they should have been.

If only there was some sort of existing model for funding an endangered animal sanctuary. Like.. some place we could put lions and polar bears, a whole park. God I wish we had that kind of business model hammered out.

On the nose, first thing I said to my coworker was "They made a serial killer dinosaur"

What, with nary a duke to back them? More akin to pauper roach if you ask me, ph-psh PSHAW haw.

The ending is at least.

YOU WERE AWARE OF THE COMPACT STAMOS!

Of course there is, but why does Lays release new flavors every year? Because there can NEVER BE ENOUGH.