I dunno Sly, I always just figured these movies did worse and worse because they were nothing but "OLD MAN MAKE SPLODE" for an hour and a half with nary a full frontal to spice it up. I think a better movie to make would be… not this one.

Convenience is variable. I have downloaded torrents of movies I own on DVD to avoid walking 10 steps and trying to find them on the shelf. In my realm of existence having to travel to an actual different physical location to rent a movie is only slightly less effort than joining the peace corps and traveling the…

For the last time that's not how vending machines work.

True Story I've been in Jim Neighbors house in Hawaii. He wasn't home. I lead a very uninteresting life.

I plan on seeing my death coming as it will be a slow moving wall of spikes in an ancient tomb.

Also, Frito Pie for you fat fucks, you god damn glorious oh ggggg-god I wants onesss…

"Id rather eat pussy than watch failed badly written old sictom pilots"

Not sure if you're a woman, gay man or an incredibly fat straight man. To your credit that says something about the adaptability of your Ice Burns.

We've all done that. Words are like those hooked seeds that grab onto your pants when you go hiking and take an hour to pull off later, they hook into your cortex and just kindof insert themselves into your conversation once they take root.

And when I saw the insurgents I made a sound like this

Im not sure if this is just an idea rut or if Kaufman is alive and writing meta humor about Serial for the AVClub but the string of Serial stuff is potential comedic genius.

Oh an 8 inch PIANIST! Good one Grillpar.

I just hope the redundancy doesn't dampen peoples enthusiasm for the cardinal Serial. I mean the last thing I would want to be is a Serial Killer.

Im currently recording my Serial Serial Serial podcast, a cast that dedicates an entire season of episodes to each individual Serial Serial episode. If anyone knows Alison Brie please ask her if she would like to co-host and cuddle. Or just cuddle, really this podcast thing is a thinly veiled attempt to sleep with…

Ive already told my wife that Paper Planes must be played at top volume at my funeral. I cant think of a better way to say goodbye BANG BANG BANG BANG CHA CHING

Jokes, thats how you make lemonys into lemonyaid!

Well lets ask them: http://media4.s-nbcnews.com…

People are a lot more likely to forgive a scumbag for using a funny sounding drug than being a kiddy diddler. Not that I have proof that a man who likes to tour exotic locations and meet little boys and has been arrested for possession of black market boner pills after returning from a totally not sex tour http://crook…

I liked Ton Hanks in Turber and Blooch. Modern classic.

Guardians is the new Star Wars we didnt even know we wanted. I want to be a hardened cynic but… ohmygodIloveitsomuch